John W. Evans Rooting for the Hurricane
Ross' British friend from Canada,
the one he met in New Delhi,
will not stop talking about two girls from Kentucky
he chatted up outside Louisville
who drove him across the Kennedy Bridge
then panicked upon entering Indiana,
which is how he ended up in Jeffersonville,
buying a bus ticket to New Orleans.
Ross says Wilma will make Katrina look like Bam-Bam.
He could never live in a place like Miami.
But if his flight is cancelled Saturday
he'll stay on a touch longer at the Delano.
They're simulcasting the qualifier from Chelsea,
and the large-breasted concierge loves David Beckham.